- Two words: Sodium Pentothal
- Let everybody say what they really think of Chevy Chase
- Musical guest: Sinead O’Connor!
- Let a cat actually drive a car
- Hold séance, bring back Don Pardo
- Lock Lorne Michaels in a room with a live jaguar
- Just keep baiting Pete Davidson until he snaps
- Bring back that funny performer, who did that hilarious character that time
- See if viewers can tell Mikey Day and Alex Moffat apart
- Milk that David S. Pumpkins sketch one more time
- Two words: More cowbell