- You’ve started sweating butterscotch
- The CEO of Nabisco named his baby after you
- You just tested positive for “frosting”
- Your wife demands to know about this “Sara Lee” you keep talking about
- You’re now taking up 3 boxes on Zoom conferences
- You emptied your kids’ Easter baskets down your gullet and screamed “Don’t judge me!”
- Your blood-chocolate level is 0.93%
- You stayed up for three days searching eBay for a box of Samoas
- Your protective face mask no longer fits around your head
- You just ate a vanilla-scented candle