Signs You’re Pounding Down Too Many Snacks During Lockdown

 

  • You’ve started sweating butterscotch
  • The CEO of Nabisco named his baby after you
  • You just tested positive for “frosting”
  • Your wife demands to know about this “Sara Lee” you keep talking about
  • You’re now taking up 3 boxes on Zoom conferences
  • You emptied your kids’ Easter baskets down your gullet and screamed “Don’t judge me!”
  • Your blood-chocolate level is 0.93%
  • You stayed up for three days searching eBay for a box of Samoas
  • Your protective face mask no longer fits around your head
  • You just ate a vanilla-scented candle