- ”I just realized I’ve slept with half of the people on this screen”
- Can you guys hold that thought…I had chili for lunch”
- “How do I mute this mic before I say something I’ll really regret?
- “While we’re waiting for the others to join the conference, who wants to hear a Polish joke?”
- “How long is this going to take? Pornhub is offering free premium!”
- “Hey, can I get Quibi on this thing?”
- “Let me tilt the camera down a bit…Mr. Happy wants to join the conference”
- “For the love of God, does anyone within the sound of my voice have any toilet paper?”
- “The hell with our fiscal quarter…who’s watching Tiger King?