Things You Don’t Want to Hear on a Zoom Conference

”I just realized I’ve slept with half of the people on this screen”
Can you guys hold that thought…I had chili for lunch”
“How do I mute this mic before I say something I’ll really regret?
“While we’re waiting for the others to join the conference, who wants to hear a Polish joke?”
“How long is this going to take? Pornhub is offering free premium!”
“Hey, can I get Quibi on this thing?”
“Let me tilt the camera down a bit…Mr. Happy wants to join the conference”
“For the love of God, does anyone within the sound of my voice have any toilet paper?”
“The hell with our fiscal quarter…who’s watching Tiger King?