Reasons We Love Beer

Since today is National Beer Day, let’s take a look at this list of The Top Reasons We Love Beer.

 

  • “Tiger King” probably wouldn’t have been the same without it.
  • It’s harder to belch the alphabet after chugging apple juice.
  • It gives you the courage to tell your sister-in-law how you REALLY feel.
  • Ever tried bowling sober?
  • Beer is good for your heart.  That’s from all the cardio you get running to the bathroom every 10 minutes to pee.
  • If you participate in enough keggers in your lifetime . . . you may get nominated to the Supreme Court.
  • We wouldn’t have any country music without it.
  • Face masks easily attach to a beer helmet.
  • What else are we going to keep in that shelf on the inside of the refrigerator door:  probiotics?!?  Ha!
  • We don’t.  But those Sam Elliott commercials convince us we do.  His voice is THAT smooth, people.
  • If you drink an IPA, it gives you instant hipster-cred.
  • Drink enough of it and just laying down feels like an awesome carnival ride.
  • It makes Nicolas Cage movies watchable.
  • We have giant foreheads.  It’s a crushable can.  Do the math.
  • What else is there to do right now???