Since today is National Beer Day, let’s take a look at this list of The Top Reasons We Love Beer.
- “Tiger King” probably wouldn’t have been the same without it.
- It’s harder to belch the alphabet after chugging apple juice.
- It gives you the courage to tell your sister-in-law how you REALLY feel.
- Ever tried bowling sober?
- Beer is good for your heart. That’s from all the cardio you get running to the bathroom every 10 minutes to pee.
- If you participate in enough keggers in your lifetime . . . you may get nominated to the Supreme Court.
- We wouldn’t have any country music without it.
- Face masks easily attach to a beer helmet.
- What else are we going to keep in that shelf on the inside of the refrigerator door: probiotics?!? Ha!
- We don’t. But those Sam Elliott commercials convince us we do. His voice is THAT smooth, people.
- If you drink an IPA, it gives you instant hipster-cred.
- Drink enough of it and just laying down feels like an awesome carnival ride.
- It makes Nicolas Cage movies watchable.
- We have giant foreheads. It’s a crushable can. Do the math.
- What else is there to do right now???