Things You Don’t Want to Hear from Your Partner During Lockdown

 

  • I need more space

  • This is my ONE chance to learn the banjo

  • My parents need a place to stay

  • To save money, I cancelled all of our streaming services

  • Good news, honey, I downloaded Cats

  • Short straw has to go to the supermarket

  • Now’s the perfect time to teach you yoga!

  • I’m having an affair on Zoom

  • At least now we can stop taking showers

  • Don’t you have someplace to be?