Signs You’re Drinking Too Much During the Lockdown

Americans are concocting cocktails to cope with the coronavirus – and lots of them. US sales of alcoholic beverages have risen 55 percent in the week ending March 21, according to Nielsen data. Hard alcohol, such as gin, tequila and premixed cocktails, is on the top of the pour list, and spirits have seen the highest increase, with sales jumping 75 percent compared to the same period last year.

 

  • You don’t even care how much extra toilet paper it makes you go through
  • People can smell alcohol on your breath…during a video conference
  • It]s hard to stay 6 feet away from you because you keep stumbling
  • You think Leaving Las Vegas is a breezy romcom
  • It’s starting to negatively affect your hoarding
  • You keep telling friends to “Shtay shafe”
  • You do a shot every time you see Dr. Anthony Fauci on TV
  • You’re getting “thank you” emails from the makers of Jack Daniels
  • You drink wine from a box—that used to hold a refrigerator!
  • You need a designated driver when you play Grand Theft Auto
  • You’re drinking Corona