Are you an Average American?

According to Wired magazine survey (taken before the coronavirus), the average American person:
– Smiles 20 times a day
– Stares at screens for 11 hours a day
– Sleeps 8.7 hours a night.
– Has 1.8 cups of coffee a day
– Use 80-100 gallons of water
– Pees 4-7 times a day
– Works 8 hours a day
– Spends 40 minutes on Facebook, 21 minutes on Instagram, 77 minutes on Tinder
– Exchanges 41.5 texts
– Checks their phone 150 times
– Lies 1.65 times
– Spends 46 minutes driving
– Spends 17 minutes exercising
– Sweats up to 1 quart
– Farts 10 times
– You’ll touch your face 256 times
– Pick your nose 4 times
– If you’re a man, you’ll have 11 erections
– You’ll lose 40-100 strands of hair
– Blink 21,600 – 28,800 per day
– Take 5,000 steps
– Consume 2,195 calories and 1.5 alcoholic beverages
– You’ll breathe 17,000 – 30,000 breaths
– Heart will beat 100,000 times
– You’ll curse about 80 times
– Laugh 20 times
– Watch 2.8 hours of tv
– Fall asleep in 7 minutes
– Have 4-6 dreams