Things That Will Get You Kicked Off a Video Conference Call

 

  • Communicating through homemade sock puppets
  • Firing up your crack pipe on camera
  • Brandishing a firearm of any kind
  • Making the “L for Loser” sign on your forehead
  • Keeping the camera aimed at your crotch the entire time
  • Repeatedly shouting, “Hey, am I on TV!?”
  • Three words: Helium balloon voice
  • Shaving any part of your body — or your roommate’s body
  • Requesting attention with an airhorn
  • Licking the screen