The Top Things to Still Be Happy About

It’s hard not to feel down with all the coronavirus chaos.  But there’s always a silver lining.  Here are The Top Things to Still Be Happy About.

  

  • Whatever comedy Adam Sandler was working on has been postponed.
  • You can binge-watch TV 24-7 and feel like a gosh-darn PATRIOT!
  • Pete Davidson can’t date.
  • Sheltering-in-place means no in-law visits.  Okay, that’s more like “things to be ECSTATIC about.”
  • You actually have a good excuse not to go to church.
  • Your super-hot neighbor’s yoga studio closed and now you get to watch her do it through her window.
  • You still have your health.  I mean, maybe.  Have you been tested yet?
  • If you need a seat on the bus, all you have to do is cough and everyone will move.
  • You don’t have to suffer through your narcissistic friends posting pics of their avocado toast from a fancy rooftop restaurant.
  • The country is more unified than ever in our combined hatred of Florida.
  • No sports means you can finally follow your TRUE passion:  Interpretive dance.
  • Your neighbor’s Netflix password still works.