Little-Known Facts about St. Patrick

 

  • HATED cabbage, but who doesn’t?
  • Never held down a real job
  • Wielded a mighty shillelagh, at least according to an ex-girlfriend
  • Elected to the Saint Hall of Fame in 1996
  • Oh, he could put away the Guinness, alright!
  • Besides the snakes, also drove the salamanders out of Ireland
  • Possessed the combined powers of all the Avengers
  • Once scouted by the Pittsburgh Penguins
  • Also the patron saint of Trinidad. Who knew?
  • Got really ticked off if you called him “Patty”