Signs You’re Watching a Bad Friday the 13th Movie

 

  • You’re openly rooting for Jason
  • It’s a crossover with the Paddington Bear franchise
  • Jason’s traded in the hockey mask for a coronavirus mask
  • Was the “Baby Shark” song really the best choice?
  • One word: Claymation
  • You’re on the edge of your seat, mainly because you’re thinking about leaving
  • This one’s all about teaching kids not to be bullies
  • It’s called Friday the 13th XVI: Jason Goes to Clown College
  • At the 2-hour mark, you realize it’s only been 20 minutes
  • All that Ginsu product placement is a major distraction