Audience Complaints about The Call of the Wild

 

  • Three words:  gratuitous canine nudity
  • Who was that 90-year-old dude in the starring role?
  • Based on a “novel”? What’s a novel?
  • I expect a movie this bad to star Nicolas Cage
  • Wait, I paid to see Sonic the Hedgehog!
  • If Harrison Ford is sharing the screen with a dog, it better be Chewbacca
  • No car chases — and no sled chases!
  • The 1935 version was better, and also starred Harrison Ford
  • Where the hell are all the superheroes!?
  • If you’re gonna us that much CGI, at least make the animals fly
  • It was like The Lion King with no songs, and no lions
  • Harrison Ford? I thought that was Gandalf!