Signs You’re Giving a Bad Oscar Acceptance Speech

 

  • The orchestra doesn’t so much “play you off” as gang tackles you
  • An embarrassed Quentin Tarantino is shouting, “watch your language!”
  • You’re being booed by the president of Price-Waterhouse
  • Tom Hanks just gave you the finger
  • Moments after the speech, your career shows up in the “In Memoriam” segment
  • Sally Field stand up to say, “They don’t like you! They really don’t like you!”
  • The Academy is asking you to return your swag bag
  • The winner for Best Foreign Film cursed you out in Croatian
  • You managed to make Joe Pesci cry
  • When you regain consciousness, you’re on the ground being kicked by Sir Anthony Hopkins
  • Even the cast of Cats is shunning you