Signs You’d Make a Bad Oscar Host

 

  • Somebody’s going to have to explain to you who this “Oscar” is
  • You only want the gig to tell the world about Dianetics
  • You’ll do it for forty bucks and a Popeye’s chicken sandwich
  • First you have to process this whole Megxit thing
  • Four words: prison gang facial tattoos
  • When it comes right down to it, you just don’t like wearing pants
  • You saw Cats 27 times
  • You’re James Franco and/or Anne Hathaway