Signs You’re Watching a Bad Nicolas Cage Movie

  • He’s playing Nicolas Cage, whether the script indicates it or not
  • It leaves you longing for a Shia LaBeouf movie
  • He’s playing both FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Four words: Wicker Man Part 2
  • He’s listed in the credits as “Francis Ford Coppola’s Idiot Nephew”
  • He wanted a writing credit even though none of the actual writers did
  • The tagline is “Maximum Cage!”
  • It’s listed in a book called “Movies to Avoid Before You Die”
  • The French love it!
  • It’s Not Moonstruck or Leaving Las Vegas