Rejected Names for Cheetos Cheesy Dust

You know how you’ll be eating a bag of Cheetos and you get that cheesy residue on your fingers? Now, Cheetos has given it a name! The dusty-cheese byproduct of eating Cheetos that consumers, for decades, have sometimes described as “Cheetos fingers” now has an official term: Cheetle. Here are some names they could have gone with, but didn’t.

  • Don Cheadle
  • Satan’s Residue
  • The Widow-Maker
  • The Shmutz of Shame
  • Stroke Soot
  • Particles of Destruction
  • Hell Powder
  • Guilt Grit
  • Cardiologist’s Friend
  • Soylent Orange
  • Thiamin Mononitrate