Prince Harry’s Complaints about the Royal Family

  • Grandma cheats at Scrabble
  • These people don;t know how to party!
  • They spell “colour” with a “u”
  • Not really allowed to have anyone beheaded
  • Drunk Grandpa once hit him in the head with a scepter
  • They all smell like old tapestries
  • Can’t watch The Crown without them revealing spoilers
  • Dad keeps holding “practice coronations”
  • Every argument ends with him being told he’s 6th in line
  • They won’t stop mocking the beard!