It’s officially Girl Scout Cookies Season! You can now start purchasing all your favorite cookies from your favorite Girl Scouts, but you may notice a few new things, including new packaging and a whole new cookie called Lemon-Ups!
- I actually ran out, so I’m just selling Oreos at a huge markup
- Now with CBD!
- One box? Gee, now my nana can get that operation
- After this transaction is complete, would you mind taking a brief customer service survey?
- It’s the least you can do after leaving my generation to deal with global warming
- Can I interest you in a Girl-Scout-Cookies Prime membership?
- If we sell enough boxes, the troop gets to go to Burning Man
- Spend over $50 and get free shipping!