Overheard at the American Kennel Club National Championship

 

  • Wow, he sure likes the judge’s leg
  • Tippy can taste victory-that’s why she’s drooling
  • Dude, you’ve got to stop giggling every time you say “Shih Tzu”
  • Hey, how would you like it if someone squeezed your testicles!?
  • I have reason to believe the malamute is juicing
  • Uh-oh. Steve Harvey just announced the wrong winner
  • Do you have a command to get him to stop mounting my dog?
  • This evening gown competition is getting a little weird
  • He was doing great — until he started licking his own butt
  • Uh, you gonna pick that up?