Things We Learned in 2019

As the end of the year approaches, we wanted to look back at some of the important highlights with this list of The Top Things We Learned in 2019.

  • Singing cat people are straight-up nightmare fuel.
  • Baby Yoda will melt your heart.  Vaping will do the same to your lungs.
  • Never follow Robert Kraft at a massage parlor.
  • We are not allowed to consume any entertainment whatsoever that does not ultimately come from Disney.
  • Moviegoers don’t want to see a 70-year-old Terminator.
  • The Popeyes chicken sandwich is to die for.
  • New England Patriots never give up . . . on finding new ways to cheat!
  • The Golden Globes snubbed Jussie Smollett for Best Actor.
  • 16-year-old Swedish girls don’t qualify for protection under Melania Trump’s “Be Best” campaign.
  • You’re getting much worse at keeping your annual resolution of losing weight.
  • You won’t get taken seriously as a presidential candidate if your name is “Beto.”
  • There can never be enough Fyre Festival documentaries.