- Starting the countdown at 10:15
- Dressing as the New Year’s Baby and taking full advantage of wearing a diaper
- Two words: Indoor fireworks
- Two more words: Targeted vomiting
- Insisting your fellow party guests help you dig up Dick Clark
- Clog dancing
- Trying to blow a noisemaker. . . with your butt
- Starting a fire—even a small one
- Defending Cats