Signs You Had a Bad Decade

  • You’re still writing “2009” on your checks
  • You’re a Cleveland Browns season ticket holder
  • You shaved off your eyebrows in 2011 in a drunken stunt and they haven’t grown back
  • You invested all your money in the Amazon Fire Phone
  • Your idea of relaxing is “Blockbuster and chill”
  • You can’t stand the New England Patriots
  • You’re allergic to kale
  • You were hoping to send out the decade on a good note by seeing Cats
  • You spent 10 years trying to log onto your Friendster account
  • You STILL can’t get “Who Let the Dogs Out?” out of your head
  • You really like gluten!