- Frosty, the Emotionally Distant Snowman
- How the Grinch Leveraged Christmas
- Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Frankincense Addict
- Grandma Gets Pinched for Shoplifting
- “Mad Cow” Disease Among Reindeer in Scandinavia and Its Impact on Native Herders
- Rudolf the Red-Baiting Authoritarian Ruler
- The Little Drummer Boy Loses it and Beats a Guy with a Cymbal
- A Kennel Cough for Christmas
- Touchy, the Self-Pleasuring Elf