Least Loved Christmas Stories

 

  • Frosty, the Emotionally Distant Snowman
  • How the Grinch Leveraged Christmas
  • Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Frankincense Addict
  • Grandma Gets Pinched for Shoplifting
  • “Mad Cow” Disease Among Reindeer in Scandinavia and Its Impact on Native Herders
  • Rudolf the Red-Baiting Authoritarian Ruler
  • The Little Drummer Boy Loses it and Beats a Guy with a Cymbal
  • A Kennel Cough for Christmas
  • Touchy, the Self-Pleasuring Elf