Signs Santa Has Lost His Mind

  • Attended SantaCon with no attempt to hide his identity

  • He’s making a list and checking it exactly 217 times due to his severe OCD!

  • He’s now climbing down people’s chimneys EVERY night

  • Dumped Mrs. Claus for a cute elf half his age

  • His “Ho, ho, ho’s” are getting more and more disturbing

  • Keeps making death threats to the Easter Bunny

  • That list he’s been making just says “All work and no play makes Santa a dull boy” over and over

  • Keeps singing “The Twelve Days of Christmas” at the top of his lungs

  • He’s plowing through eggnog like it’s water

  • Has taken to wearing three or four Santa outfits on top of each other

  • If you don’t leave him cookies and milk, he cuts your cable