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Smartass players who respond to questionable penalties by muttering, “OK, boomer.”
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Messing up and calling a penalty ON the Patriots instead of any team playing them.
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Forgetting to turn off their mics when cracking racist jokes.
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Calling Los Angeles the “San Diego Chargers.” Thankfully, nobody is in the stands to notice!
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When the waiter won’t take part in a four-minute huddle to discuss what went wrong with their order.
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Having to wear Kevlar when doing Detroit home games.
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Getting stuck spending Sundays from February to August with their families.
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Trying to ref a Bengals game without laughing.
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Being endlessly nitpicked, second-guessed, and criticized. Sorry. That’s a Top Thing That Annoys Husbands.
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When the check from Belichick doesn’t arrive by game time.
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Despite being called “zebras” . . . even PETA members hate them.
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When they’re in the bedroom and their partners ask to review their performance by going to the video.
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Following Robert Kraft at the massage table.
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Ruining what should otherwise be an enjoyable trip to Miami by calling a Dolphins games.
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Nobody wants THEIR jersey.