Things that Annoy NFL Refs.

  • Smartass players who respond to questionable penalties by muttering, “OK, boomer.”

  • Messing up and calling a penalty ON the Patriots instead of any team playing them. 

  • Forgetting to turn off their mics when cracking racist jokes.

  • Calling Los Angeles the “San Diego Chargers.” Thankfully, nobody is in the stands to notice!

  • When the waiter won’t take part in a four-minute huddle to discuss what went wrong with their order. 

  • Having to wear Kevlar when doing Detroit home games.

  • Getting stuck spending Sundays from February to August with their families.

  • Trying to ref a Bengals game without laughing.

  • Being endlessly nitpicked, second-guessed, and criticized.  Sorry.  That’s a Top Thing That Annoys Husbands.

  • When the check from Belichick doesn’t arrive by game time.

  • Despite being called “zebras” . . . even PETA members hate them.

  • When they’re in the bedroom and their partners ask to review their performance by going to the video.

  • Following Robert Kraft at the massage table.

  • Ruining what should otherwise be an enjoyable trip to Miami by calling a Dolphins games.

  • Nobody wants THEIR jersey.