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She’s suddenly getting a lot of unexplained presents
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Her breath reeks of eggnog
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She’s a little TOO merry, if you know what I mean
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He calls her “Vixen”
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Left a LOT of cookies by the fireplace this year
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She has “other plans” on Christmas Eve
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The stockings she’s hung come from Victoria’s Secret
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Random elves seem to recognize her
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There are long white beard hairs on her pillow
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What’s with all these calls to the North Pole?
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During sex, she called you “Kris”