Things You Don’t Want to Hear after Your Office Christmas Party 


  • So-I guess we’re a couple now, right?

  • Luckily, insurance is going to cover a lot of the damage

  • I’ve got it all right here on my cellphone!

  • The stuff from your desk is in a box at HR

  • Wow-thank goodness for the fire department

  • The District Attorney is looking at possible charges

  • Was the radiologist able to see the shot glass?

  • Dude, you’re all over Instagram!