Signs The Irishman Is Too Long

 

  • A single viewing counts as “binge watching”

  • During the course of watching it, Netflix raised their fees

  • You saw it in a theater, and the theater owner charged you rent

  • Your flesh is now permanently fused to your sofa

  • When you started watching, the real Jimmy Hoffa was still alive

  • You watched it with Spanish subtitles and now you’re fluent

  • You missed the birth of two of your children

  • While you were sitting there, Robert De Niro turned out 3 more unwatchable movies

  • You decided to have a toilet installed in front of the TV

  • By the time it was over, you qualified for the senior discount