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A single viewing counts as “binge watching”
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During the course of watching it, Netflix raised their fees
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You saw it in a theater, and the theater owner charged you rent
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Your flesh is now permanently fused to your sofa
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When you started watching, the real Jimmy Hoffa was still alive
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You watched it with Spanish subtitles and now you’re fluent
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You missed the birth of two of your children
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While you were sitting there, Robert De Niro turned out 3 more unwatchable movies
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You decided to have a toilet installed in front of the TV
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By the time it was over, you qualified for the senior discount