Least Popular Christmas Carols

 

  • Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and Now She’s in the ICU

  • The Morbidly Obese Drummer Boy

  • All I Want for Christmas is You and Maybe Your Hot Cousin

  • I Saw Santa Kissing the Neighbor Lady

  • I’ll Be Home for Christmas. Actually, I’m Moving Back In, Mom & Dad!

  • Frosty the Cold-Hearted Spouse

  • Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow, I Have Netflix

  • It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Is Just a Bunch of Crass Consumerism

  • Do You Hear What I Hear, Because It’s Really Annoying