Signs the Butterball Turkey Hotline Operator is Nuts

 

  • Insists on speaking in the voice of lovable character “Timmy the Turkey”

  • Demands to know if you’re a cop before they tell you anything

  • Keeps muttering about somebody stealing strawberries

  • Just agreed to be the new head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals

  • You ask a question about basting; he informs you he’s not wearing pants

  • Refuses to answer questions unless you meet in person at a secluded location

  • Keeps saying, “How would I know? I’m vegan!

  • There seems to be an awful lot of hysterical sobbing for a turkey hotline

  • Keeps steering the conversation to alien autopsies

  • Wants to know why you keep asking all these stupid questions