Rejected Slogans for the Pabst Blue Ribbon 99-Pack

  • Get it? 99 Beers? Get it? Take one down and pass it around.

  • The 99 beers to have when you’re having more than 98

  • Fits perfectly in a double-wide

  • Good thing you bought that pickup truck

  • Pair it with Marlboro’s 99-pack smokes promo

  • Binging’ ain’t just for Netflix anymore

  • Why just fall off the wagon when you can swan-dive off?

  • Tell your wife you won it

  • Soon to be featured in a Hank Williams, Jr song!

  • Tastes OK!¬†Lots¬†more filling!