Things You Should Never Do At An Office Party

It’s never too early for a list of reminders of What Not To Do At An Office Party, from Deslided.com.

Don’t:

– Bring chips to a potluck
– Dress poorly
– Talk behind someone’s back
– Ask for a promotion
– Get drunk
– Drive drunk
– Let a coworker drive drunk
– Smoke pot
– Photocopy things
– Flirt with another employee
– Make unrealistic promises to other employees
– Judge somebody who doesn’t drink
– Talk about how bad the party is
– Not show up
– Forget to thank the organizers

Thank goodness you can still do Naked Jumping Jacks.