Mickey Mouse Tweets

Today is Mickey Mouse’s birthday.  But that doesn’t mean he’s taking a break from Twitter.  Here are The Top Mickey Mouse Tweets.

  • 91 means finally having an excuse for wearing my pants so high.

  • You know we’ve gone through, like, 12 different Plutos over the years, right?

  • The California me is the Florida me without the meth.

  • Oh, so you’d rather watch “SpongeBob”?  Don’t worry . . . in three years I’ll own his butt, too.

  • We don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in our Pirates of the Caribbean.

  • Fine, I admit it:  The reason I never take my gloves off is because I’m a Howie Mandel-level germaphobe.  Happy?

  • To celebrate my birthday I want to hear from YOU:  What you like about Disney, what you don’t like, and how we can make things better.  Just kidding.  You’ll eat what I feed you and like it!

  • Disney+, baby!  Eat it, Netflix.

  • I know I’ve said that Disneyland is the “Happiest Place on Earth,” but that was before I visited the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

  • For the last time, I am not related to Pizza Rat.

  • Skating rinks, waffles, my creator’s head.  #ThingsThatAreFrozen

  • I think it’s time to stop smearing my name and start saying, “What kind of Donald Trump operation is this?”

  • As long as I’m in charge, Disney will never hire a cat.

  • When is Donald Duck getting his Me Too moment?  #NoPants  #MeToo