Rejected Slogans for Twinkies Breakfast Cereal

 

  • You want fiber? Eat your shirt

  • Have them with skim milk, just for the irony

  • At this point, why not throw in some bacon?

  • We won’t tell your primary-care physician!

  • A delicious cry for help!

  • May cause sudden seizures and death

  • What are you, 6?

  • Illegal in 12 states

  • Snap! Crackle! Sugar shock!

  • Suddenly Cap’n Crunch doesn’t seem so bad