Reasons You Weren’t Voted People’s Sexiest Man Alive   

 

  • The voting is rigged in favor of attractive men

  • You put all of your efforts into winning the Nobel Prize for Chemistry

  • Nobody appreciates your inner sexiness

  • You already won Field & Stream’s Sexiest Man Alive

  • It was probably a mistake to submit those nude selfies

  • 2 words: Mutton-Chops

  • 2 more words: Uni-Brow

  • It’s like some kind of beauty contest or something!