Rejected Slogans of Sausage-Scented Wrapping Paper

This year, give the gift of sausage-scented wrapping paper. For the second year in a row, Jimmy Dean is promoting a holiday-themed Recipe Gift Exchange, asking fans to share photos of their sausage-inclusive recipes at JimmyDeanGiftExchange.com, where they will be rewarded with their choice of several “sausage-themed gifts” – while supplies last, of course.

  • Give the gift that keeps on reeking
  • Drive the dog crazy!
  • Annoy vegans!
  • Because bacon-scented wrapping paper would be ridiculous
  • When you care enough to do something stupid
  • Maybe you know someone who will love it-because we don’t
  • Raccoons love it!
  • Confuse your mail carrier!
  • You don’t want to know how it’s made
  • Nothing says “Peace on Earth” like the misplaced smell of pork
  • If you’re not completely satisfied, well, you bought it
  • This is NOT a Saturday Night Live parody