Signs You’re Watching a Bad Terminator Movie

 

  • You’re the youngest person in the theater – or on the screen

  • Schwarzenegger is now speaking with an Irish brogue

  • You kind of feel like you’re the one who’s the time traveler

  • You’re actually fine with the end of human civilization if it means no more Terminator films

  • The cast is so old there are product placements for Dulcolax

  • You find yourself wishing Arnold had made a sequel to Junior instead

  • One of the Terminators is played by George Lopez

  • You’re 45 minutes into the movie before you realize you’re not watching Maleficent

  • It’s directed by James Cameron’s cousin, Lou Cameron

  • Incredible Hulk cameo seems really forced

  • It’s not even the best Terminator movie this decade!