Reasons You Aren’t Getting a Flu Shot

Flu season is here and the CDC says everyone six months and older should get a flu shot.  But you’re not buying it.  Here are The Top Reasons You Aren’t Getting a Flu Shot.

  • You’re already protected from disease . . . and anyone else, for that matter . . . by your personality.

  • Alex Jones said it’ll turn your dog gay.

  • You’re not ready to give up your NyQuil highs.

  • The shot doesn’t come in a pumpkin spice flavor.

  • You’re pretty sure that’s how the zombie apocalypse is going to start.

  • It causes soreness and irritation.  And you get that from your kids.

  • You’d rather beat the flu the old-fashioned way:  dying.

  • You risk more germs just walking through Walmart to the pharmacy to get it than you would without it.

  • You’d actually like to spend a few days sick at your local hospital after you discovered that they have some hot nurses.

  • Being deathly ill is the only way to get your spouse to pay attention to you.

  • You’re scared of needles, white coats, and bad magazines in a waiting area.

  • Your spirit guides say it’s not part of your enlightenment journey.