Things You Don’t Want to Hear While Trick-or-Treating

 

  • I’m going to need a receipt for those Milk Duds

  • Sorry, kids, all I have in the house is yogurt

  • It’s cool. I tested those Skittles on my dog

  • Instead of candy, I’m giving out these leaflets about the dangers of Type 2 diabetes

  • Ok, who wants broccoli florets!?

  • How did you make it past my electrified fence?

  • Which one of you wants to come inside and shave my bunions?

  • Yes, it’s canned tuna, but it’s the expensive kind

  • Circus peanuts for everybody!

  • Snow White? You look more like Betty White