Signs You’re Watching a Bad Zombie Movie

 

  • Four words: A Tyler Perry Production

  • Soundtrack by Jewel

  • All the zombies are vegan

  • Features a confusing cameo by Paddington Bear

  • The poster misspelled the word “apocalypse”

  • Entire movie is just a comeback vehicle for Lori Loughlin

  • It’s part zombie flick, part Bollywood musical

  • The only moviegoer screaming in horror is a film critic

  • These zombies serve subpoenas!

  • Shot on an iPhone5