Signs You’ve Gone to a Bad Haunted House Attraction

 

  • It’s in an abandoned Blockbuster video store

  • A leaf blower is a poor substitute for a chain saw

  • One of the monsters keeps asking you for spare change

  • You’re thinking, “Hey, this is nicer than my place”

  • The ghost isn’t wearing leg shackles; he’s wearing an ankle monitor

  • There’s a ball pit and a diaper changing station

  • When the fog machine broke down they started pumping in car exhaust

  • The creepy organist only knows “Tequila”

  • Some dude dressed as a clown is handing out flyers for a nail salon

  • That coffin looks suspiciously like a repainted Porta Potty

  • That’s not Michael Myers – it’s Michael Bublé!