Felicity Huffman Prison Complaints

 

  • Other inmates keep asking if she’s “the Full House chick”

  • Sometimes a 14-day sentence can feel more like a 16-day sentence

  • Guards won’t let her keep Emmy in cell because it could be used as a weapon

  • Relegated to supporting role in prison holiday pageant

  • Warden keeps saying he’s “more of a Teri Hatcher fan”

  • Agent refuses to take meetings through prison glass

  • BAFTA nomination doesn’t mean a damn thing in the Big House

  • Female gang members never wipe down weightlifting benches

  • 14 days not nearly enough time to dig escape tunnel