Rejected Taglines for the New Barney the Dinosaur Movie

Mattel Films, the cinematic division of the toy company, has announced a partnership with Get Out star Daniel Kaluuya’s production company, as well as development firm Valparaiso Pictures, to bring Barney the Dinosaur, the giant purple nightmare, to the big screen.

 

  • Purple Reign!

  • Don’t be afraid of the dork

  • Extinct? Not on your life

  • Visit the Jurassic Kiddie Park

  • A misadventure 65 million years in the making

  • Feel the Barn!

  • You loved him back when you still ate your boogers

  • Time to face the music-the awful, repetitive music

  • It’s never too late to ruin your childhood

  • See it before you read the reviews!

  • Just when you thought it was safe to back to preschool

  • Suck it, Teletubbies!