Things You’d be Surprised to Know About the Supreme Court

The Supreme Court is back in session today.  So it’s a good time to check out this list of The Top Things You’d be Surprised to Know About the Supreme Court.

  • Anyone can do it, regardless of qualifications . . . just like an NFL referee.

  • Justices keep their job until they die.  Just like the hosts of “60 Minutes”.

  • They only listen to 1% of what they are presented.  Like your husband when you tell him about your day.

  • Justice Elena Kagan got a frozen yogurt machine installed in the building.  Not to be confused with Brett Kavanaugh, who is working on getting a frozen margarita machine installed in the building.

  • They did away with the wigs because many justices were allergic . . . to looking stupid.

  • At this very moment, Donald Trump is trying to get Sonia Sotomayor deported.

  • They do not respond to erotic fan fiction.  At least that’s what a friend told me.

  • Under that robe, Brett Kavanaugh’s totally free-ballin’.  Sorry.  That’s something you WOULDN’T be surprised to know about the Supreme Court.

  • William Howard Taft is the only president to also serve on the Supreme Court and to win a pie-eating contest.

  • Clarence Thomas holds the record for the justice who’s made the most inappropriate “hung jury” jokes.