Signs You’re Watching a Bad Robert De Niro Movie

  • He’s got his hand out for a check while he’s still doing the scene

  • Four words: Not directed by Scorsese

  • He keeps deleting it from his Wikipedia page

  • It’s only available on Beta

  • It’s marketed as a dramatic take on Little Fockers

  • Two words and a number: Dirty Grandpa 2

  • It co-stars Carrot Top

  • There are LEGOs involved

  • He gained 60 pounds for the role, and it’s a cartoon voiceover

  • He’s being out-acted by Nicolas Cage