Funerals are usually sad and solemn occasions. But some people might not get that. Here are The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear at a Funeral.
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Selfies at the open casket are $1!
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Who knew Grandpa had so many friends? And illegitimate Hispanic kids?
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Can I have his silver fillings?
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I’ll give you $20 if you touch his junk.
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And now, at the request of the family, we will play “Nah Nah, Hey Hey, Goodbye”.
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OK, let’s get to it. The old bag’s not gonna bury herself!
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He sure looks peaceful for someone who is burning in hell.
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Can we speed things along? We need this room for Bingo at 7.
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Hey, I know his wife . . . so believe me, he’s now in a much happier place!
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This formaldehyde must be an acquired taste.
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Wow, an open casket. That’s certainly not creepy or disturbing.
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We were quarantined together, but they let me out to attend the service.
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He fell into the wood chipper. So instead of one big funeral, we thought we’d have hundreds of little ones.
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Pssst. Can anyone hear me through this box? I’m NOT DEAD!