Things Your Kid Doesn’t Want to Hear from His New Teacher

 

  • Any attempts at escape will be dealt with harshly

  • Hey, you want to eat the paste, go for it

  • This little enclosure is something I call the “Hot Box”

  • You got any problems with me, take it up with my union

  • My name? What do you need to know my name for?

  • Am I the only one who’s totally stoned right now?

  • 20 years as a prison guard and now I’m reduced to this

  • I’ll need a couple of bullies to function as my enforcers

  • Pull my finger!