Signs You’re Watching a Bad Elvis Impersonator

Today is the anniversary of “The King’s” death, and there’s never been another like him…but some come closer than others.

Signs You’re Watching a Bad Elvis Impersonator

 

  • He’s performing at the bus depot

  • Those “rhinestones” look a lot like glued-on Skittles

  • He’s fat, sweaty, and out of shape… wait, that’s perfect!

  • He has to do card tricks to keep the crowd interested

  • People think he’s impersonating Cher

  • The walker is a big distraction

  • He can’t even play that accordion!

  • Hound Dog” translates very poorly in Croatian

  • He keeps mispronouncing the name “Elvis”

  • He’s wearing a jumpsuit, but it’s a prison jumpsuit

  • You’re pretty sure “Gangnam Style” is not an Elvis song

  • You desperately want him to leave the building