Overheard at the Original Woodstock

  • Is this being live streamed, whatever that means?

  • Let me be the first to say, I’m pretty sure that moon landing last week was fake

  • Let’s leave early, we can see Jimi Hendrix anytime

  • How much longer are we going to be calling everything “groovy”?

  • This will be a memory to last forever if I remember any of it

  • This sucks–I’m going to go invent punk rock

  • Take it from me–we’ll all have flying cars by 1980

  • Jay-Z would be here if he’d only been born yet

  • Let;s pose for pictures we’ll be embarrassed to show our grandchildren

  • This is so much better than Coachella is ever going to be

  • I can’t believe they got Sha Na Na!