Today is International Elephant Day, so it’s the perfect time to check out this list of The Top Elephant Fun Facts.
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Thanks to Disney, many of them grow up with feelings of inadequacy because they can’t fly.
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The ones that are allergic to peanuts are really screwed.
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They can remember things for you did wrong for decades. Sorry. That’s a Top Wife Fun Fact.
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The ones in zoos can’t believe how fat the people who come to watch them are getting.
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They didn’t lose their hair to evolution . . . they shave.
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Elephants that can do many things at once are called “multi tuskers.”
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Elephants are strict vegetarians. And much like your sanctimonious Facebook friends, they NEVER shut the hell up about it.
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It’s really hard for them to find a comfortable pair of sandals.
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There are three different types of Asian elephants . . . and all of them are good at math.
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Elephants have really thick skin. But it’s not so thick that they don’t get their feelings hurt by mean tweets.
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If an elephant and a jaguar do a karaoke duo, they always sing “Ebony and Ivory”.
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Bernie Sanders thinks it’s a travesty that they work for peanuts.